Jarrett Sorko - Wild & Crazy lyrics

[Verse 1] Wake up naked in dirty socks Noon 30 hungover like a Dali clock Walk around the block and hit the james To negate the drinking from the other day Hey, hey, got no four four Just ate Eggos, want some more though Whiskey gets me juiced like blenders Like a shiny metal a** I'm on a Bender Broke a** spender, I credit all Just spent my rent on alcohol I recycle; always can it Even when I'm drunk I protect the planet Like a superhero who's very lame I'll save the day and find Mary Jane Then make it rain, using change So all the strippers know my name [Chorus] I'm wild and I'm crazy And I need some medicating So if you want me baby Then it's definitely maybe Cause I'm wild and I'm crazy And I'm feeling so amazing As reality escapes me So so please somebody save me [Verse 2] Yo I'm so ballin', just like Armstrong Just one ball and now my money's gone Spent it on some primo chrona Marijuana makes me wanna Eat lotsa food, I'm so rasta dude Stoned like a Middle Eastern prostitute You think that's rude? I love surprises Keep doing shots, Dark Knight Rises So legalize this weed we smoke Touching bags of gra**, I'm feeling dope Party with my peeps, getting naked in the streets Drinking out of flask and smoking out of peace Motherf** the police, n-word please Like gay plants we're blowing trees So come drink with me and then you'll see I'm like oil in chamomile the way I part tea [Chorus] [Break] Rolling out of bed with Bacardi rum Doing sake bombs with soccer moms And forget the condoms, I don't need them f** YOLO I Carpe Diem JK Rowling, still got dozens Just did shots so now we're buzzing Like Michael J. Fox playing Operation My liver's looking like a dead Dalmatian Sober life procrastination Weekday drinks like it's vacation Inebriated, I'm in trouble Make bad choices, iTunes shuffle Grab a shuttle with this chick who bit me Really wish she'd come home with me We start kissing and I ride her a** Like a donkey, with a transit pa**