[Verse 1] I put so much work into you And crippled myself financially But you were always worth it in the end Because you always got me from point A to B Cause you always loved me [Verse 2] Your feet fell off a couple of times And almost sent me flyin' into a stop sign Your hands were brittle and breakin' down And no amount of duct tape would ever suffice But you'll always be mine [Chorus] Oh Ralph, there's no doubt That you were the one for me Oh Ralph, let's head south And see how long we can last under the heat [Outro] Under the heat Under the heat Cause you'll always love me