Jan Böhmermann - Baby Got Laugengebäck lyrics

[Intro] -Leute, das geht so nicht weiter. Deutschland, unser Land, steht doch für nichts mehr in der Welt -Autos?-Nee, wir sind seit Volkswagen nicht mehr das Autoland -No more Fahrvergnügen... -Ra**ismus! Nazi-Deutschland geht immer -Nee, nee, Ra**ismus ist nicht mehr unsere Kernkompetenz. Deutsche begrüßen Ausländer am Bahnhof. Wir sind nicht mehr das Naziland -Wir brauchen ein USP -Ja, irgendwas, was in der Welt für Deutschland steht -Irgendwas, was jeder kennt -'Ne deutsche Erfindung -Ja! ...Hmm, aber was könnte das sein? *Griff zu einem Teller voller Laugengebäck* -Ich glaub ich hab da 'ne Idee.. L-A-U-G-E-N-G-E-B-Ä-C-K! [Verse 1] Perfectly tanned, yet elegant Juicy and crusty, incredibly lusty Your salty skin, yeasty sin! Fragrant and tender, I surrender! I am obsessed with you and totally obedient Who came up with your magical ingredients? Are you the devil's delicious handiwork Or created by some genius Pastry-Heisenberg? (Oh no!) In 1477 you descended from heaven Onto the griddle of your maker, some medieval Swabian baker You bathed yourself in lye - nobody knows why Fluffy and warm: the Queen of pastries was born A secret ancient German recipe Mingling ordinary baking with chemistry World's favourite alkaloidal snack! All hail to thee - Laugengebäck! [Chorus] Lalalalala, lalalalalala Lalalalala, lalalalalala Laugengebäck Lalalalala, lalalalalala L-A-U-G-E-N-G-E-B-Ä-C-K! [Verse 2] I can't say no To alkalized dough Smooth and greasy, kneading goes so easy Drop it over night in sodium hydroxide Sprinkled with salt Lauge, that's what it's called! Flour, water, salt, yeast, sugar, lye and bu*ter Laugengebäck makes my heart go aflutter! Dip your dough in my alkaline solution Let's start an oven revolution! Laugengebäck! [Chorus] Lalalalala, lalalalalala Lalalalala, lalalalalala Laugengebäck Lalalalala, lalalalalala L-A-U-G-E-N-G-E-B-Ä-C-K! [Bridge] You come in so many different shapes Pretzels Rolls Breadstick Even Croissants Can you imagine: Croissants made out of Pretzel dough Coated in soda lye I'm in Laugen heaven! [Chorus/Outro] Baby got: Laugengebäck! Don't Laugengebäck in anger! Laugengebäck for good Gebäck Gebäck Gebäck Gebäck Gebäck to where you once belonged... Laugengebäck Werde Teil der Genius-Deutschland-Community!