Jamison Bethea - FML lyrics

[Verse 1] Morning breath in the afternoon I got my toothbrush but no toothpaste in the tube I forgot to wash my face Before I left my place What kind of day Is this gonna be? Left my card in the bank Gas prices fall right after I fill up my tank Your text said "Where was I?" You sent it right after my battery died I wish I was dead too [Bridge] Oh Why do things never go my way? No umbrella on a rainy day Okay Guess it's just one of those days So I'm like [Chorus] F### My life (x4) [Verse 2] Two steps forward Twelve steps back And those twelve steps landed me In some canine crap Man of all the days I could've worn my brand new Jays I had to pick this one Made up a song and it was great Tried to perform it but all My guitar strings break I got all the answers wrong On my exam 'cause my scantron Was upside down [Bridge] Oh Why do things never go my way? No umbrella on a rainy day Okay Every day's one of those days So I'm like [Chorus] F### My life (x4) [Vamp] They say Things could be better Yeah But they could be worse Sounds wise on paper Yeah But what is it worth? [Verse 3] Yesterday I called your phone It rang just once then said "Leave a message at the tone" You texted back I was in bliss Till I saw it read "Who is this?" You erased me from your contact list Now I'm like [Chorus] F### My life (x4) If I take it out on you don't take it personally I'm just having a real real real bad day [Outtro] Now everybody say Na nanana nana na na na (Na nanana nana na na na)