Jamie Foxx - Early Grave (1000 Black Coffins freestyle) lyrics

I smoke millions of spliffs and it's got me coughing Yeah I'm ill when I spit but that's not important You need to chill with the lip and stop the talking Cuz I'm still in this b**h like a botched abortion A sublime writer, I shine brighter when it gets dark Embrace the reaper, the pace keeper in a d**h march Get it right, tryna breathe a breath of life into this dead art So let's start, before I lose my head like Ned Stark How yo stupid a** gonna know when I get smart You're some ga**ed up pieces of sh**, bunch of wet farts Ill f** your b**h leave her p**y with stretch marks Then make her blow me in the morning, now that's what I call a head start The best part you making threats claimin you spraying tecs And breaking necks like you're f**ing hard, trust me god I ain't impressed Y'all got gay Tourette's cuz everything you say is about as straight as the Greek monks who invented an*l s** Save your breath, my dirty mouth is rated X So you can be certain, even my clean version would make a mess This game about as truthful as the blame on Dave Koresh But when I get there it's a breath of fresh air like Nasonex Cuz every minute mental midgets will misdirect ya That's why y'all are lost falling off like the limbs of lepers Y'all got it twisted this isn't a business venture It's about being the illest ever, proving no one did it better So f** your ice like a kid sick of the winter weather I find a simple pleasure in the middle finger gesture I've been a jester, but if I'm gonna disrespect ya Got a windchester that'll open up your chest like a hidden treasure I know the ramifications that violence brings But I'm here to fight the tyrant king, and trust me homie I will swing Ain't happy with this game so you'll never see me smiling Cuz I got reservations like natives at a Buffalo Wild Wings Cuz everyday there's a different trend So I came quicker than minutemen and spit a gem so this sh** will end In each bar I rep DR like I'm Dominican So every verse I got some rabid rabbits screaming finish them I drop crews, f** your diamonds I got j**els Here to stop your pop trend, when I drop gems like Bob Yule I will not lose, it was preordained by God's rules So come try it, battles are one sided like Fox News Charge in to the scuffle and leave with scarred knuckles You give a bad name to the art like Art Garfunkel You clowns think you hard til I let out a hard chuckle Rose out of the charred rubble to put a hole through your large bubble I knock son out with a slo-mo slap And have him pa**ing out quicker than some promo wax f**ing up the game when heads say them h*mo raps So I'm untamed like El Da Sensei's solo tracks And I came to slap ya, leave you with facial fractures I don't care if you an A-list actor or a famous rapper Full of liquor pull the trigger after I aim it at ya Then climb Jacob's ladder straight out of a snake's cadaver My birth certificate was inscripted with ancient data Yours was inscripted with b**h sh**, insignificant aimless chatter Shatter the foundation then shake the rafters Leave you slain in a great disaster if that's the kind of fame you're after Made to smash ya, don't matter if you show us love You h*mo thugs sound like a bad over dub a culture club I'ma shut it down cuz whenever I open up I dispense writtens that are verbal renditions of Noah's flood Overlord I never retreat when I go to war I would swing a broken sword at these hopeful frauds vocal cords You'll get run thru quicker than a local who*e I own my Honda, so when I run you over it's on my own accord I like my rum red, I used to be a blunt head Now heads call me blunt cuz I say the stuff that is unsaid You making hollow points like you wrote your joints with gun lead Believe it or not they sleeping at the top like a bunk bed f**ing legendary, screamed into your face til my lungs bled These fakes are unnecessary like the remake of Judge Dredd Ain't tryna pa** the rock to me, they don't want to see the love spread Cuz they know us small timers will dunk it on their head like Spud Webb With the desire of Dr. King's speech writer Teach in each cypher a plan to reach higher before I retire I've had enough of these liars Didn't master the craft and your flashing a pan like a grease fire We're dealing with children so give them a gold star These f**ing lames are underage why you think they got no bars Tooting they own horn like the sounding of the chauffeur But y'all should know it ain't that hard to blow when you blow hard You a hoe god, so what you got a show car But you about two years removed from cruising in a go-kar who are y'all joking, get your jaw broken with a crowbar Have you speaking through the wire like Kanye quoting Omar f** raising the bar, I'll bench press your leader The best yet so when I catch wreck you can expect the heater I'll stick it in a hoe's a** and d**h threat a beaver So they say I got no cla** like an excess teacher But don't try to school me I'm a fast learner Y'all some actors surrounded by more garbage rappers than a trash worker Going after my masters like Nat Turner with a black burner k** a priest while he's preaching and then call that sh** ma** murder Hip-Hop is socially disordered like Asperger's You little teras can bite, whatever I write will crash servers You behind your computer thinking that I can't hurt ya Cuz you hang with clowns who think they got beef, you the Hamburglar I'll turn you imposters into red sauce Now you dead ironically the embodiment of how to dead walk My off of the top would take the top of your head off My freestyles defy logic so they became a topic on TED Talks We should be headlining doing 30 shows in a month We the godfather instead they got us opening up Y'all must be smoking some dust We like the intentions of a date rape sedative, we doper than f** Yeah, I'm on one like the first of the year Working to clear this Earth's surface of these purposeless queers I'm confirming your fears, the Mayans weren't wrong They just miscalculated when this verse would appear Hear to murk your illest verse with only a minutes work You little dicks are introverts, we'd see your p**y if I lift your skirt And I'm the illest thing that ever hit this earth I make the most interesting man in the world carry my b**h's purse I'm swinging first and then I'm stomping intruders Somebody let the monster in, you ain't stopping him junior Hip-Hop is toppling, you should have got me in sooner Cuz lacking common sense is now Common like Lonnie Lynn Jr I will not be in rumors, I don't need your fake props You rookies a bunch of pure pussies like some shaved twat Blinded b**hes defying physics tryna occupy the same spot So I'ma bury every one of y'all in the same grave plot "First take a big step back and literally fu*k YOUR OWN FACE!! I will rain down in a Godly f**ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f**ing United Nations and get a f**ing binding resolution to keep me from f**ing destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherf**er! I will ma**acre you. I will f** you up!!"