She was the queen of all deception I was a fool from out of town After she showed me 'round reception Whenever she could she'd put me Down so I was on my knees I'd like a lime with my coconut please Hooray and Hallelujah Today it happened to ya I was wrong Shoulda looked right through ya Said so long To you ya shrew ya I've seen more than I remember I remember more than I have seen No use for Gideon January through December Through every hotel, motel, Holiday Inn Throw them TV's outside It's Women's Weekly nationwide Hooray and Hallelujah Today it happened to ya I was wrong Shoulda looked right through ya Said so long To you ya shrew ya And that good-bye note She didn't send it But when she said good-night Boy, she really meant it And then she took my heart Without a kiss Hissing vicious in my ear You won't be needing this I used to be a bona-fide winner Strut into a room and laugh so loud Right place, right time A phenomena Not just another face there in the crowd Who pa**ed out on the floor The gravy train don't stop here anymore