James L. Brooks - Sibling Rivalry lyrics

Lisa & Our life is so confusing Bart: No reason and no rhyme We've got this funny feeling Getting old before our time Gimme what ya got Gimme what ya got I know what ya got Gimme what ya got Lisa: What kind of love brings such confusion? Bart: Shuts out the sun and k**s all glee Lisa & What are these blues we're here to tell you? Bart: It's sibling rivalry I don't wanna share Wanna make you nuts Gimme what ya got Gotta have it all Bart: Sometimes I see her doing homework Lisa: I'm working hard all by myself Bart: And who can stand a happy sister Lisa: He hates I don't require help Back: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh Bart: I put a spider on her shoulder (Back: Oh, ya, wooh.) Lisa: I'm not aware that it is fake (Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh.) Bart: I ask her what the heck that thing is (Back: Eeww!) Lisa: I turn and start; I scream and shake (Back: Scream and shake!) Bart: Whhhhhhhy does it feel so good? My dear old fun? I know it's wrong to feel so mean But, you shoulda heard her scream (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Ha ha ha haa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Ha, hahahaha. Ha haa (Back: Ooh ooh, ooh) Bart: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha hahahaha Lisa: I am not blameless in this equation Bart: She likes to talk over my head Lisa: Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations Back: Poor Bart Bart: Before a test she makes me dread Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh Lisa: 'Cause I predict that he will fail Back: Gonna flunk, woo-ooh Bart: I chase her down when she is right Back: Ooh, ooh, ooh Lisa: When I refuse to just turn tail Back: Hold your ground Lisa L & B: We have our most outstanding fights! Back: Outstanding fights! Lisa: What kind of love brings such contusions? Bart: All these band-aids the world can see Lisa & What is this shame we're here to tell you? Bart: It's sibling rivalry Lisa & A brother and a sister Bart: We're trying not to boast But we can't help believing That we'll always be this close Back: Siblings find it oh so hard When it comes to giving Let them once try singing Background for a living Lisa & A brother and a sister Bart: We will always be this close Bart: Let go my hand, Lisa