James Corden - The Greatest Gift lyrics

Another year over. Where do they go to? It's a mystery. Now it's December. So much to remember Before Christmas Eve. I'm already late, And my train is delayed, Disruption on the line. I race into work, And the place is berserk, Yes, it's Christmas time. I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family. But right now, I don't have time to breathe. The streets are chaotic, The shops idiotic, There's a queue for the queue. A granny's takin' her time, At the front of the line.. (Granny speaks: 91.. 92..) There's a party at work, And the manager's t**n' inappropriately. To top off the day, Another train is delayed, It's a catastrophe. (Couple sing: Christmas time is here) I'd like to spend the time, With the ones I love so dear. I'm trying to find the greatest gift I can give my family. I don't have time, There's only one of me. Tell me how do people do it all? I'll never get it done. If only there was a way to be In two places at once. (James speaks: Wait, that gives me an idea!) If I wasn't alone, What if I had a clone? I could do so much more. It would all be a breeze, With a couple more me's I'd have time galore. I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family. The greatest gift I can give is me. Now I can meet with the boss, And empty out my inbox, All simultaneously. Leaving me time to spend With my family and friends, Where I wanna be. I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family. The greatest gift that I can give is me. I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family. The greatest gift that I can give is me. I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family. The greatest gift that I can give, The greatest gift the I can give.. (Dog tries: The greatest gift the I can give.) Is, me!