My Life Is Rubbish My Life Is Tough The Other Singers Pick On Me Nick All My Stuff They Dont Think Im One Of Them And Thats Not Fair Just Cos I've Got A Girly Voice And Silly Hair I Told Them I'm A Soldier I've Been In A War But None Of Them Believe Me And Laugh Even More Robbie Said To Prove MySelf I Should Go And Take My Coat And girly Top Off And Stand In The Snow Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold Out Here But If I Pa** Robbies Test Maybe He'll Be So Immpressed And It Might Help My Career Blast Into Next Year Noel And Liam Gallagher Wont Let Me In Their Gang Morrisey Keeps Telling Me James Blunt Is Rhyming Slang Craig David Says The Only Way, To Prove Im cool Is Jumping With My Trousers On Into A Swimming Pool Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold I Know But If It Means I Can Hang With The cool Singers Gang Its Worth It I Suppose Ok Then Here Goes