Jam Baxter - Attempted Intro lyrics

Jammothy... (yeah) Hahaha wagwan everyone I'd like to welcome you all (to what?) To the rinse out (rinse out!) You know its naive on the boards all the way through yeah (all the way through) I don't know how to start this sh** man I don't know how to start anything man [scratching "Jam Baxter"] f** it, it's all good man, f** it listen.. What, what, what.. Bonjour, sit down, time for the super-sized Mon jour rinse out, live from the sewer pipes Vibsing but who am I? you decide I'm to mashed To high, to alive, chewing life's goulash Spewing dry tooth back, the pukes beautiful Spoons in a huge crucible, fumes in a doomed cubicle Loose in a new.. argh, you know what f** them bars man I can come harder man listen, listen.. With a bag of my muses, the parasite snoozes Who's this swimming with the barrel eyed spook fish? A bag of time oozes, the sludge of eternity The [?] juices incrust irreversibly I scoop them up, use them as a glue to produce a rough Human unskewed by the future that looms above Puking up lunar dust.. argh you know what f** that to listen, look.. Everybody's rapping like there jamming in some Duke Nukem shoot 'em up I've seen battered yats looking hapser then your crew of thugs Loosen up, round me, everybody's moving d** No need to get exited breh and hype it like its new to us See I'm a honest man, stop your fam like "excuse me bruv Is this your credibility? I found it in the sewage cuz" See I could never do enough.. agh f** it wait One more time listen, look, look.. Ain't a dumb drippy yat tune on this one Just 'nuff dripping axe wounds, hatched fumes slipped tongues Sambuca, gin, rum, all of the above got me falling in it Falling innit.. sort of like its love See a lot of this was written in a office block in Angel In between vomiting and koncking on the table That f**ing job was painful.. Oi f** it who cares about that sh** Oi just bring the cuts back in f** it Dj Sugai.. Can't be ased man, its rinse out Friday And it's actually Friday today, best believe (yeah in half a hour I'll be out in town bruv, straight up) Hold tight everyone, hold tight my CP family SMB, TT, everyone, and without further a due Cut that..