Jakethesnake - The Snake Introduction lyrics

[Intro] Welcome to Jakethesnake Productions [Verse 1] This is the snake Ready to show my face Everybody listen up And let's embrace Jakethesnake's intro Will make you glow When you come to my show Like hell we know Come on baby Let's get all crazy This is 2001 Ready to start making music I can't sing so I rap uh Come to find out I liked it better than that It's a better talent When I gain more stats Soon I'll improve Once I have more tracks So let's get ready and have a blast [Bridge] It's time to show off my talent Are ya ready for the start of my [Verse 2] Career, it's finally here Just saying I'll never be done The snake is going to slither in the sun Going to eat a rat whole Before I take that motherf**ing nap yo Yes, yes this is how it goes When I show these b**hes I'm ready to roll It's time for ya to know I'm going to take some life With my venom Hope they'll die Sorry that I'd offend them I hope one day I'll be like Eminem Cause I'll be the best rapper of all men How it all started I always liked music Been wanted to make some Then Cain came in the picture For Producing I was so excited And ready to introduce him Now let's be bad a** and beat those a**holes Let's start suing And don't diss me Or I'll beat yo a** When I start shooting, f** yo Get the hell out of here I'm the new master And f**ing ready to beat yo ba*tards It's funny I'm only seven And I already send them straight up to heaven That's so embarra**ing To get beat by a child When my rhymes get so wild Go ahead and s** a dick f*g Your such a hypocrite That makes me wanna gag, you hag Now I'm ready to get out the mags Your getting so ballistic When I'm the one Who's more realistic Ha ha have fun being a misfit Once you get on my hitlist, UH b*tch [Verse 3] Yo listen to me I'm the Jakethesnake I like slithering Cause I'm a snake Ready to find my prey By the lake Your getting nervous You might f**ing break Stop moving like a coward You fake I'm getting pissed off When you shake I ate you now It's time for another recipe to make This time I'll mix you With some cooked steak Then you'll understand Jakethesnake Of how he's so dangerous Found more people I'm going to arrange this These chicks look weird Like they're strange to this They will get a romance of piss That's how it's going to be When they throw some fits Love the fights and disses That's what I call drama If you know what type of snake I am It's an anaconda [Outro] Welcome to the CD