Jake McKelvie & The Countertops - Mini Monster lyrics

With a high speed slide projector If I tape my arms together I will have twice the power Or so they say And if I start recycling Every Thursday morning There will still be bottles on the roadside anyway Just not clear enough to drink from or appear as though They've never been used I'm like a penny in the pocket of a rich man And your the pennies point of view You needn't look at me again The number one insider If Mother Nature were here than I'd probably fight her I don't need a final decider just something to light the way I'm trying to ease you in But my bristles and whistles are way too thin I'm just waiting for someone to wait for me to say What will it take to get the monster out of me What will it take to get the monster into you I'm going to find a mini monster in my sleep If its the last thing that I do There's something swimming in my time Now that you are mine Ba-ba ba-tup-ba You're mine x7 Ba-ba ba-tup-ba da-dee-dee-da I paid good dough to see her Be her only keeper The cones have come to crash And carry me across this camp I don't recall the score That's why I'm not camping here no more It takes too long to wash the X's off my pants The juggler does not need another invitation It looks like we've got a crier in the brands I will not be here long enough To satisfy all your demands Needless to say the needle stays You found a another crown You tried to bring me down You turned it up too loud And now you're gone You caused me not you caused me not to go Just splinter And now I am gone again Of all the things that I've ever had to wish for I just wish I don't stare to d**h If I don't get on wheels or nothing At least Ill get you off my chest As long as its not on my spine Now that you are mine Ba-ba ba-tup-ba You're mine x7 Ba-ba ba-tup-ba da-dee-dee-da Ba-ba ba-tup-ba You're mine x7 Ba-ba ba-tup-ba da-dee-dee-da