Jake Lefco - Get Pleasant lyrics

Hachin up ill sh** man Ohh sh**, whew! Yo - what are you doin later? I'm just chillin, whatever [Jake Lefco] I just got pleasant, I'm chillin in my sweatpants Listening to Redman, high tonight Crank the volume up that's all I want, all at once Let it bump 'til the day's done, feel the ba** thump Jumped in the shower, hot water falls fast Quick to make my back muscles relax Brush my teeth clean, put my Degree on Boxers, socks jean, t-shirt and fleece on On my phone says Drew, Happ G and Big E called It's gonna have to wait, gotta get a bite to eat y'all Hopped in the black Mag, shifted up to wah wah Order from the deli belly lifted from the lah lah Slid past the Fritos, Sun Chips and Cheetos So much junk I thought I'd never find Nemo Probably woulda starved if it wasn't for my heroes Turkey cla**ic, Arizona and Doritos [Chorus: repeat 2X] Yo I'm in no hurry, no worries, no stressin No question, it's Friday night, let's get pleasant I'm gettin pleasant, you gettin pleasant? (Lef Lef) Who gettin pleasant, we gettin pleasant [Jake Lefco] I'm so pleasant, we just found a spot by the bar And parallel parked with a spark Barkin with my dawgs, talkin that hilarious talk Carryin on, rhymin with the Clarion on I roll into the spot singin various songs Show the bouncer ID, and cover the charge I open the door, and float in the room I was greeted by the jukebox shakin my shoes It's heatin up my tube socks, gimme two shots And watch the Grey Goose flock to the rooftop Surrounded by booty, cuties in tube tops And dudes on stools impersonatin 2Pac With cigarette smog leavin eyeballs punished Need a water for my throat, and a beer for my stomach I was shocked when the bartender asked what I wanted I said "HELL YEAH~!" I thought she asked if I'm blunted [Chorus] [Jake Lefco] I stumbled out of the bar, pleasant as hell Squinted at the street lamp, tried to steady myself Left my car on the block, started wavin at cabs With no cash, wavin 'em past, I'm lookin for Happ's It's crowded out front, players lookin for a** And one too many drunks trashed, lookin to scrap Then I saw my man Drew, turned the corner and laughed "Yo, I got 5 in the whip, but you can squish in the back" Hmm - maybe I could fit on the dash Then a faw jawn grabbed me, "You can sit on my lap!" I can't lie it was comfy, soft and lumpy I never woulda known the ride home was bumpy Dumped me at the house, from the kitchen to the couch Busy stuffin leftover chicken in my mouth Sittin flippin channels, driftin in and out Isn't this pleasant? {*snore*} [Chorus] {*scratched to end: "The greeny green is all I want now"*}