[Hook x2] What if they were all dead Never make another album What would we do without them sh** would be soundin' nonsense And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth So when they're gone what will we do [Verse 1] I was awakened by a crash I shoulda never had Dre flyin' this plane he's a maniac Now how in the f** I supposed to get back To the 8 mile train tracks Tell me how should I react Maybe I should give my mom a call Forget it, because she's high on some downers And dancin' round a pole I love you ma, but failed at bein' a mom at all You ain't gonna be the one I'm callin when I'm down a hole I down to throw you down a flight of steps Ready to swing anyone who was lookin' and who might have cared My daughter shouldn't see this kind of outbursts Haley what are you out of bed at these kinda hours Bring some flowers to my funeral service And if you see your mom lookin' around her outwardly nervous Well then you can be sure I'm comin' back in a hurry She just afraid of Slim Shady's ghost lurkin' [Hook x2] What if they were all dead Never make another album What would we do without them sh** would be soundin' nonsense And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth So when they're gone what will we do [Verse 2] I'm lookin around at these clowns Matter fact lookin' down at these clowns With a little bit a growl and a sound of powerful rounds Tech N9ne millimeter when I'm dead better watch yo back n***a This ghost ain't no angel when I come Back I'm go jack n***as Cause when I was alive they was jackin' me Never pay me for that CD From "The Calm Before the Storm" and all the way back up to "KOD" Play it backwards to play with me And if you see ghost give toast Cause ain't another mother do it exact like me Make sure to pay homage to the N9na when you see him When he's staring back from the mirror ever clearer Like you'd be him if you could but you don't wanna Don't walk one step inside the hood Where gangters are up to no good So when your friends say its seance time Make sure to think twice before you join hands With candles and all your seance rhymes Cause maybe me is no Satan But I'm the closest thing to him on the other side waitin' [Hook x2] What if they were all dead Never make another album What would we do without them sh** would be soundin' nonsense And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth So when they're gone what will we do [Verse 3] Oh lord, I got this feelin It's like sorta like I stopped breathin' And I can't seem to find a white light this evenin' Only darkness taking me by the hand and leadin' What you did for Lazarus I'm lookin for the same the same thing Somebody get the n***a from Nazareth And breathe life into me when I'm outta breath Stretch forth a hand into this valley of shadow And take me outta d**h But I get no answer, probably cause there's no Santa Noboby bringin' heaven to children who got they hands up worship Like they in a trance or got a cure for they cancer If you believe that then believe my ghost riding on prancer With 11 other motherf**in' reindeer With Jay and Jenny in the sleigh and drinkin' cups Full of Rainier Beer with a blunt to go wit it wit it In 20 seconds well be cummin down your chimney chimney [Hook x2] What if they were all dead Never make another album What would we do without them sh** would be soundin' nonsense And they ain't drinkin' from a fountain of youth So when they're gone what will we do