Jacob Breck - Angry At The Universe lyrics

There's nothing wrong with me, unless I'm eating salmon Ain't f**ing round in shaving cream, that sh** Remi is planning I'm manning the mic like I'll never see it again It could happen dude I dunno it depends But you seem to be getting on my very last nerve And the word is burn that's what you deserve When you step on my toes my nose smells a victim You act like you heartless? I'll make it stop ticking The world owes you nothing it was here first Mark Twain said that cynical a** was the worst These Cosmo a**holes wanna put me in a hearse And that. Is. Why. I. Am… so! (HOOK) Angry at the universe, yeah yeah yeah Angry at the universe, yeah yeah yeah Kevin Stu's playing scrabble like a super-person 100 for one word was it kevel or cursing? Well he got me cursing walking on me like a treadmill Playing all night while my roommate's in bed still Wanna make a prophet? Invest in Galileo Got the future in sight looking worse every day yo Got rhymes and violence for every occasion The name's Breck wrecking sh**'s the occupation I'm curious should I be serious a moment? Guys I don't know what I'm doing and no, I'm not joking Got no luck I f** up I s** and I curse And goddamn I f**ed up again I am (HOOK) They say I'm rich like dirt in spinach artichoke dips Like the homestuck fandom going down with my ships I'm a lunar eclipse rare as f** and nothing special Like my webcomic strips, often s** and depress all Baller like a point pen my burns ain't got ointment You going to the ward so better make an appointment "You got an anger problem man!" yeah I know So just don't piss me off problem solved my bro I don't really know what I'm angry about Oh that's right, I ain't Yauch Yeah whatever my endeavors are never the first But whether I'm better or worse I'm cursed I'm mad I'm gonna be (HOOK)