[Intro (Spoken)] Yesterday, I asked you to help me write a song. I would provide the music, and you would provide the lyrics. Let's see if it worked. [song start] Let's start it off, one, three, two I get dem b**hes in Malibu (sure you do) I'm fresher than you No need to be rude Oh, check your privilege, yo Shoulda used more lube I don't like songs It's snowing on Mount Fuji I don't know what to do I'm coming for that booty Grandpa stop touching me Your lips are like gravy Jack makes us write his songs 'cause he lazy And no, Dad I told you I'm not gay Shut up, Mom 'cause it's not a phase! What do I do? I don't get it. Does this count? Ayy LMAO When in doubt, pull it out Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti It's dangerous to go alone; take this. My body is ready! I only watch your videos while I'm high Songs are hard but so am I Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say For the love of God, please stop saying "bae" Baby don't hurt me. I'm freezing can it hurry? Two thirds of the world's eggplants are produced in New Jersy Get in the van, Joe Where did my dad go? Please don't include me in your video. Obama is my daddy, and don't even touch me I wish my dad would hug me And Kermit the Frog likes to eat kid bologna Whoa, stop oppressing me I'm lonely Stop all the videos and cut off the WiFi Life is insignificant; in the end we all die.