Jacksfilms - How to be single on Valentine's Day lyrics

[Verse 1] Get wasted in the basement Disappoint yourself in bed Rob a bank, have a sad wa*k Can't be single if you're dead Create another Horcrux, give another who*e bucks Curl up in a ball and cry Gasoline, zucchini, vaseline Die, die, valen-die Ranting on Twitter about how love isn't real Taking a shot whenever I feel Go on with my life, like any other day? I'm not single, I have anime [Chorus:] Valentine's Day has reared its ugly head Well it ain't that fun if you ain't got someone To cuddle all day in your bed Valentine's Day means I need alcohol At least you don't need money to spend on your honey If you don't have a honey at all [Verse 2:] Gently weeping on the nearest shoulder Alone in the bathtub with my toaster I stay in bed all day pretending that I'm sick Enjoying what I have and destroying my dick In the club, at the treehouse (no girls allowed) Poking holes in your friend's condoms (wow) Stalking exes, playing for honor Spending the evening with Rosie Palmer [Bridge:] Beating my meat, beating my meat, beat the meat Eat, sleep, beat meat, repeat Beat meat beat meat beat meat beat meat Nickelodeon! [Chorus:] Valentine's Day has reared its ugly head Well it ain't that fun if you ain't got someone To cuddle all day in your bed Valentine's Day means I need alcohol At least you don't need money to spend on your honey If you don't have a honey at all