Jacksfilms - Epic Harry Potter Song lyrics

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Jacksfilms - Epic Harry Potter Song lyrics

Now it all began With an orphan boy Placed on the doorstep of a muggle family He was awkward and tame 'til his eleventh birthday With no idea of the man he'd grow to be Harry Potter You little devil Harry Potter You're on the level His childhood s**ed Aunt and uncle kinda scary 'Til Hagrid burst through the door and said "You're a wizard, Harry" So he rode to Hogwarts with Hermione and Ron He learned potions and spells How to fly and do tricks Except from Severus Snape because he's kind of a dick And he can't help but think that something's wrong You see Voldemort's an evil guy He's the reason Harry's parents died In the first two books he tried to finish the job But forgets that Harry Potter's no slob He meets Sirius Black who is quite the showman Cause he's played in the movies by Gary freaking Oldman And he's like the father figure he never had His favourite teacher's a werewolf But everyone's cool Except with Severus Snape because he's kind of a tool But the year ends and hey, things ain't so bad But the wizarding tournament's the following year And Harry's picked for reasons that aren't really clear Cedric Diggory dies in an epic fight Which is funny cause he's played by Edward from Twilight Voldemort's back and he's better than ever Cause he's been working on a thing That's gonna make him live forever And it's pretty hard for him to freaking die To make matters worse, there's a rumble and roar SPOILER ALERT: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE And Harry can't help but stop and whine and cry Whoa, life can be so tragic When you're addicted to magic And you're feeling oh so low Whoa, I can make you smile Cause I know it's been a while Since you last heard a ukulele solo Expelliarmus Aguamenti Lumos Imperio Stupefy Ridikkulus Reparo Incendio Wingardium Leviosa Protego Totalum Confundo Crucio Accio And Expecto Patronum So Harry and his friends went on an epic quest They found a few horcruxes but they needed the rest And they were well on their way to stop Voldemort Now Harry, Ron and Hermione Were well aware of the irony That the hardest lesson they would face Would be out of Hogwarts and in a different place And amidst all the fighting, flying, dying and danger Ron Weasley made out with Hermione Granger And Snape wasn't such a bad guy at all Bellatrix Lestrange was a crazy witch Until Mrs. Weasley said "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU b*tch!" And-a, good guys and bad guys alike would fall Before Voldemort and Harry fought Potter tried to recall everything he was taught He thought he saw Dumbledore in his head So he stared Voldy down, clenched his fist and said "Hey you! With the face! I see you k**ing and screaming all over the place And I can't help but think that something's wrong" "Shut your mouth Orphan boy I k**ed your parents, dude, so don't try to be coy Or I'll k** you!" "The scar on my forehead's our only bond" "And I'll wipe you from this planet with my Elder Wand" "There's nothing you can do, your powers are harmless" "AVADA KEDAVRA!" "EXPELLIARMUS!" When the fighting was done And the battle was won Harry turned and began to walk away All the wizards said "Damn There goes a hell of a man" And this is forever what they sang Harry Potter You little devil Harry Potter You're on the level Harry Potter The Boy who lived