[Jack] Hey Girl. I wrote this song for you. So if you could s-shut up. Shut your f- Shut up. (Ukulele Playing in Background) It's Valentine's Day and I wanted to say that Cupid's arrow's hit me in the most peculiar way and I don't know how to say it but in my heart, I know it's true. The only girl I wanna be with on Valentine's Day is your sister. (Background) Ooooohhh Oooohhh. [Jack] I wanna get with ya, with ya sister. (Background) Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa. [Jack] Hooking up with your way hotter sister. (Background) Ooooohhh Oooohhh. [Jack] Do you think you can do me a solid (Talking) and tell your way hotter sister I said, "Hello" Thank you. (Singing) I hope you're not offended. I hope you're not surprised. But I think I saw her giving me the "let's go out the back and hook up in the shed until the sunrise" eyes. (and) Baby x8 I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble that maybe, I could meet your momma. (Background) Ooooohhh Oooohhh. [Jack] Hooking up with your sister and your momma. (Background) Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa. [Jack] Maybe cause some multi-generational drama. (Background) Ooooohhh Oooohhh. [Jack} Has your momma been doing some Zumba? (Background) Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa. [Jack] (Talking) She looks really good for her age. Wait. (Singing) Why are you crying? Why are you screaming? You sound like you're dying. It's really unappealing. Did you think I wanted you? Well I honestly don't know how you know you're chances would be a whole lot better if you shaved your unibrow. I'm hooking up with your sister your momma your sister's hot friend LaShaundah. Hooking up with your whole damn family your whole damn family. (Talking) It's kind of beautiful if you think about it You know what, don't think about it. Happy Valentine's Day to everyone but you.