Jacksfilms - 9 NEW CHRISTMAS SONGS lyrics

[Song 1] They caught me frenchin' my cousin under the mistletoe Not again! Oh what a shame that we got caught Yip a dubby dub bub [Song 2] Baby, did you know that most Christmas songs were actually written by Jews? B-b-baby, did you know? [Song 3] I'm standing under mistletoe Waiting for some chicks (x2) I'm standing under m-- [Song 4] Christmas time is here once more Tum ticky-ticky tum Ticky tum too I want a Playstation 4 Tum ticky-ticky tum Ticky tum too [Song 5] We're worried about you, Santa We're worried about your weight Obesity's a health issue That really can't freaking wait You're too damn fat Santa you're too damn fat [Song 6] Jingle those bells And deck the halls And frosty, rudolph, santa's sleigh, and a mistletoe, and a Dradle too [Song 7] Kwanzaa is important, too So break out your menorahs Or what ever you guys use I don't know I'm not Kwanziaan So [Song 8] Candy canes! (x2) Lick them in a spear and k** your enemies Stab (x16) [Song 9] I wish I had a dad for Christmas He told me he was going to the store I don't think he did