Jackie Nalpant - Max Can't Surf lyrics

He's gotta stay in shape He's gotta stay in shape Eating del taco and sleeping in Playing video games He's smoking two packs a day He's got dubstep in his veins I smoke weed if my baby lets me Or I won't get laid Or I won't get laid And Max can't surf Max can't surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows, he's got no balance Swimming with the dolphins Jamming with the turtle Don't give me no sh** I'm a full grown man Trying to do the best that I can, dude Gotta check the forecast Throw away my skateboard Stop wearing tight jeans And put on some board shorts And Max can't surf Max can't surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows he's got no balance Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows he's a ginger