Jackie Hoffman - When You're an Addams lyrics

GOMEZ (Spoken): Ah, the intoxicating spell of the graveyard. Once a year when the last leaf of autumn falls, we gather to honor the great cycle life and d**h. Come,every member of our clan - living, dead - and undecided and let us celebrate what is to be an Addams. GOMEZ (Sung): When you're an Addams You need to have a little moonlight When you're an Addams You need to feel a little chill You have to see the world in shades of gray You have to put some poison in your day MORTICIA (Spoken): The's the way GOMEZ & MORTICIA: When you're an Addams GOMEZ: You need to have a sense of humor GOMEZ & MORTICIA: When you're an Addams MORTICIA: You need to have a taste for d**h GOMEZ & MORTICIA: Who cares about the world outside And what it wants from you When you're and Addams You do what Addams always do! ADDAMS FAMILY: When you're an Addams GOMEZ: You gotta have a lotta pa**ion ADDAMS FAMILY: When you're an Addams MORTICIA: You need to really love your wife GOMEZ (Spoken): Several times a day ADDAMS FAMILY: You're happy when your toes are in the mud FESTER & GRANDMA: You smile a bit the moment you smell blood AA-OOOH!!! ADDAMS FAMILY: When you're an Addams WEDNESDAY: You need to grab a bow and arrow ADDAMS FAMILY: When you're an Addams PUGSLEY: You need a moment to explode GRANDMA: Just pour a potion FESTER: Flip the switch FESTER/GRANDMA/WEDNESDAY/PUGSLEY: And wait till things get hot ADDAMS FAMILY: When you're an Addams You have to really stir the pot FESTER: So keep your sunshine And keep your glee GOMEZ: Country music and Tennessee WEDNESDAY: Keep you laughter GRANDMA: And MTV ADDAMS FAMILY: And all will be all right Give us shadows and give us gloom Broken gla** in a motel room Something fun we can all exhume And give it all tonight! GOMEZ (Spoken): And on this special night, beneath our Family Tree, we summon our beloved Ancestors. ANCESTORS: One torn asunder Down six feet under We get to gather here MALE ANCESTORS ONE: Dead for forever MALE ANCESTORS TWO: Bled from whatever MALE ANCESTORS ONE & TWO: Called now to reappear MALE ANCESTORS THREE/FEMALE ANCESTOR ONE: Every cadaver Start the palaver Once in an Addams year ANCESTORS: Hold your decaying Hear what we're saying Time now to give a cheer GOMEZ (Spoken): Line Dance! Bunny Hop! Do the Twist! Rigor Mortis! ALL: When you're an Addams MALE ANCESTORS: That's right! When you're an Addams ADDAMS FAMILY /FEMALE ANCESTORS: You have a very special duty MALE ANCESTORS: Late night! Out with the Addams! ADDAMS FAMILY /FEMALE ANCESTORS: When you're an Addams MALE ANCESTORS: With one bite ALL: You're obligated to the clan It's family first and family last And family by and by When you're an Addams The standard answers don't apply When you're and Addams You do what Addams do or- LURCH: Ughhh ALL: Die!