Jackie Hoffman - Evil Woman lyrics

Melpomene: Apparently, there is no success nor joy for you nor I And now, Clio is to be granted Xanadu! Would that I were a god, I would smite her Calliope: Ooo, sister, sister! You are such a . . Melpomene: Evil woman Calliope: (Guitar noise) Melpomene: Evil woman Calliope: (Guitar) Melpomene: Evil woman Calliope: (Guitar) Melpomene: Evil woman Rolled in from another town Hit some gold, too hot to settle down But a fool and his money soon go separate ways And you found a fool lyin' in a daze Both: Ha, ha Melpomene: Woman What you gonna do You destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you It's so good that you're feelin' pain But you better get your face on board the very next train Both: Hey, hey, hey, hey Evil woman, evil woman Melpomene: Evil woman, hey Calliope: You're an evil woman Melpomene: Evil woman I know what lets do! Calliope: What lets? Melpomene: What lets use our muse powers and place a curse upon our sister That she falls in love with this mortal! Both: Hey, hey, hey, hey Calliope: What a glorious prank. We shall do the curse, she shall be in love! And by Zeus' decree . . . Be put to d**h! Both: Hey, hey, hey, hey Melpomene: Oh, come my daughter Sirens Come join your mother and aunt in mean-spirited melody! Sirens: You're an evil woman Calliope: Evil woman how you done me wrong But now you're trying to wail a different song Both: Ha, ha Calliope: Ah, funny how you broke me up You made the wine now you drink a cup I came a-runnin' every time you cried I thought I saw love smilin' in your eyes Ha, ha very nice to know That you ain't got no place left to go All: Hey, hey, hey, hey Sirens: Evil woman Melpomene: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sirens: Evil woman Calliope: Not a nice lady! Sirens: Evil woman Melpomene: Hey, hey, hey Sirens: Evil woman All: Evil Woman