Jack Noble - I Don't Know Why lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, the tree in my garden fell down Lamppost hit me, attacked by a kitty Oh, they released the hounds Door fell on me, lost my teddy [Bridge] My luck is fading away More and more every day [Hook] I don't know why I'm so unlucky It's never been this way before I don't think that I've been this fat Since I was three of four [Verse 2] Oh, lost my job today Never ever once got payed Oh, my DVD player broke Dog's on fire, tripped over a wire [Bridge] [Hook] [Verse 1 Reprise] [Hook x2]