Jack Black - Crack Me Up lyrics

{Verse 1} Waitin' in my crate just chillin' in the dark on a shelf I'm ready to go now Been too long just sittin' in this shell by myself I need you to know now I can do Anything you want me to {Chorus 1} Crack me up (I'll be your omelet) Crack me up (however you want it) Hard-boiled or fried Or make me on the sunny side Or get out the pan and set the stove to high 'Cause I am ready to fry Crack me up (mayonnaise or flan it) Crack me up (put peppers on it) {Verse 2} I'm a shape-shifter, I can be anything Scramble or poach me Put me in a cake, I can bake almost everything So many ways to approach mе Runny or done well Gotta get mе out of this shell {Chorus 2} Crack me up (I'll be your frittata) Crack me up (you know you gotta) In a quiche or a soufflé You can make me any way Not only am I nutritious I'm also delicious Crack me up (turn up the heat now) Crack me up (you've got the beat now) Crack me up!