J-zone - Q & A lyrics

Hi J-Zone, my name is Lisa Mitchell from f**-Off Magazine And I'd like to do this interview with you Oh really You released two albums for critical acclaim and acquired a fanbase But a lot of people still never heard of you Tell us who J-Zone is Yeah Where you're from Ah Your goals Yo Lifestyle Ah-ha The people need informing Okay Who are you? Alright How did I start? Dumb question Where am I from? None of your business You're bluffin', what the f** is this? But as for my goal, I want a Caddy, feel me? And three dime chicks callin' me daddy dearly (Describe yourself) Chicks call me a cheapskate I mean I took her on a date, she thinkin, me gonna eat steak I pick up the check if they don't ask too much But if that menu looks French we goin' Dutch Some chicks would define me as a a**hole 'Cause the only do' I show will get 'em boardwalks, so past go (What about beats?) I don't make synthesizer beats, blow me Only Casio I own is my imitation Roley Rap for free, what the f**? (Now what we have here is a failure to communicate) You ain't gettin' promos if you ain't a DJ Hit Jumpers for beats and get my clothes off of E-Bay Native New Yorker, hate the Knicks and the Giants both [Incomprehensible] for President's the only way I try and vote (Do you freestyle?) Yup, but you can't hear it till you pay me Up the dough, there you go, that's the spirit Me do your beats for free 'cause you the best? You'll have the hottest acapellas on the planet (I see, so you don't do beats for free?) I gotta get my platinum teeth somehow, right? Speaking of money, can you survive off music? Do you have a day job? Are you really a Old Maid Billionaire? Or is it all an act? What about your love life? Is there a Ms. J-Zone? What's up with Lucy Liu? The people need to know Do I have a day job? Yes, to rest and dress Buy gasoline and lean, marinate and look great Sleep and count sheep, yo, it's a tough nine to four to have I left the last hour for them kids that want my autograph (What'd you do if you weren't making music?) I'd play for the Jets, f** it, athletes rap Shaquille O'Neal can plug a mic and spit a rap off? I could go hut, hike and run a half back toss (What about your crew?) Shid, Huggy Bear, Jz Dick Stallion and my homie Contakt, there it is Girls think I'm stingy, nah, I ain't believin that What we ain't bonin? b**h, gimme my CD back 'Cause of this behavior now they don't like me Zone, I don't trick, that's why I'm bagged up nightly But as for gettin' married, only if it's Lucy Liu Hey Lucy, if you're listenin', baby, I propose But if she has a look-alike and I'm gettin' paid right I don't know, f** it, maybe, I suppose But back to Lucy Liu, Payback changed my life And I ain't quittin' till that hottie been named my wife But bein' that Lucy ain't here you my flavor This interview is done hon, what you doin' later? Yo come here, come here Yo stop, stop it Yo, get off me, come on, stop Come here baby, damn, you got a banger on you Stop, yo, quit f**in' with me You got a backyard on you Stop Come here J-Zone, stop Lift your shirt up Stop it