J-RoD - German Dogs (German Whip Parody) lyrics

[Intro] German dog Walking a German dog Yo Remix! [Hook] See man walking his German dogs Blacked out collars, leaning back See man walking his German dogs Look like Cesar, treats and dat I don't pick up poo, do I look like a fool? See man walking his German dogs Who told you I walk these streets? See man walking his German dogs [Verse 1] See man walking his German dogs Nah, but I ain't leaning back Collar's off when i'm walking past I be like guten tag! Man better know that it's me and these dogs First MC that you see with these dogs Miniature Schnauzer, salt and pepper Feds looking at me like I shouldn't be with these dogs Blud, I could take this old school Not just me sittin in the kennel I was in the pet shop, kennel's got a sheet on it Lookin like a kid that don't wanna go school Like scooby doo I gotta stack biscuits So I signed my life to the music I was with a smart dog, now my dog's stupid German dog but I ain't in Munich [Hook] [Verse 2] I've got German dogs, my dogs are German My dogs are the sickest When I am crossing the road is the only time that I abide by the speed limit Ooh am I raw, like walking fast? You and I both Swear down I could have sworn I just saw Cesar Millan with a German Shephard ... I was just dog walking ... Nearly got bit by a pug ... Wait a minute, hold on, isn't it? ... Oh no it's foaming at the mouth ... The pug stepped to me ... But then I woke up from my dream Shame it wasn't for real Always protect my dogs if anyone doesn't know the deal [Hook] [Verse 3] Beard on the front, tail on the back Whip that German leaning back See I ain't talkin' 'bout the track, but I still got treats 'n' that Fix up the paws, clippers ting Shave off the brow, barber ting Wash up the fur, shampoo ting See the bloodline, yeah we go in Can't talk to me about Crufts If your dog is looking all ruff Don't talk to me about shake paw Your dog's dumb and you should give up KC registered, yeah of course Lie down on command, yeah of course Straight first place, yeah of course Tell them man they better know who's boss [Hook]