J Pee - Sensual Masturbation lyrics

[Intro: J Pee] J Pee Baby, and Gray Musiq Baby, I'm feeling love this evening So I'm gonna do this right You know at the end of the day I'll always come back Cause nobody does me better... Than me [Verse 1: Gray Musiq] Imma do it nice and slow tonight Gotta unwind, have somebody do me right Relationships like this are hard to build And I'm here to make sure every need is fulfilled I've got whipped cream, scented candles and a mixed CD Cause tonight it's me and me [Verse 1 cont'd: J Pee] Sitting alone, Vasoline on the shelf Getting ready to touch myself This tissue ain't for my nose I'm bout to blow my mind [Gray Musiq] I got my favorite movie, tonight will be perfect [J Pee] I didn't make me shellfish cause I know I'm allergic [Gray Musiq] So get ready to stay up late, grab my hand and- [J Pee & Gray Musiq] Shake my weight [Hook 1: Interspersed] (Back up "Oh's") And when I'm touching me Do it to me soft and sweetly Touch my neck and pull my hair Brought my handcuffs cause I'm kinky When I get myself alone I don't need fel**tio I trimmed myself for this occasion, now it's time For Sensual Masturbation [Gray Musiq] Come on! [Verse 2: J Pee] Me, this foreplay has me all built up And your dirty talk is filthy Where'd I learn that stuff? [Gray Musiq] You're so flexible and bendy Oh yeah, I was a dancer [J Pee] And I'm decreasing my chance of getting prostate cancer (Oh, Oh, Oh, babay) [Gray Musiq] Now that we've wrapped up that date I'm bout to give my penis [J Pee & Gray Musiq] The five finger handshake AWKWARD BATHROOM DIALOGUE INTERLUDE [J Pee & Gray Musiq] So give me one good reason Not to finish on my face [Hook 2: Interspersed] Undress you nice and slow Get you wet before proceeding I like to whip myself Not too hard cause I hate bleeding Slow it down not so fast I gotta make this moment last And I don't want a penis abrasion What I need, is Sensual Masturbation [Bridge: Interspersed] Tonight is very tender and it makes me remember All the moments in the past that I've shared with my member At the premier of Toy Story 3 Really wish that family would stop looking at me Did it in my mom's van, getting road hand The car becomes a drifter when my hand's on this shifter In a museum It's a threesome While I'm swimming Public restroom Have a quickie Gandalf Costume Oh Uh Ohh Uhh OHHH... Argh OHH AGGHH OOOOOOO OH MY GOD, AGGHGHHGGH Yeayeah [J Pee as Gandalf the White] Fap