J. Notley - Pigs in the p**n Trough lyrics

Please no offense to the voluptuous Fräuleins I'm using beer as lubrication Haha, there you are looking greasy in my pig farm Someone just fell in a puddle of mud! I like it, I like it You better tell a friend, or knock on someone's door Cause Bliss n Eso came with that new song of p**n Bang boogie, heres the star Better yet the duo! But no no for you h*mos That means no go in my poo hole! He said bam bam, boogie and a bottle of whisky I just think damn! could she see that hobbling gypsy! That told me to be a recluse a hermit with God And make p**nos with Miss Piggy and Kermit the frog Well that's his job, and me? I've been expecting you It was in this house of lies that I met the truth Don't get Eso twisted Mud is a storm Sex isn't a movie and love isn't p**n! Cinderella spin her fella into her pumpkin I said surely your prefer your temple, it's the lost sunken city Went up into mud, balling nice dirty lovers And eight voluptuous freulines with two dirty buggers Is this a simple invite to take off to the hills And watch the moon make love with wolves (*howl*) She pushes she pulls, she dribbles she drools Laying back, blowing smoke, claiming my scribbles are cool Yeah, I had her bent over the banister And handcuffed to the railings She thought we were sailing but no baby I was waiting With my spear stuck in deep, I want to poach this walrus Damsels don't be distresses we're about to approach the chorus [Hook] Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt Girl let me see your panties kiss your ankles get it crunk To the rhythm of ism two cents and mud Everybody let your knees buckle when you feel the thump Of a thousand hungry lads that are all on the hunt Girl let me see your panties, kiss your ankles get it crunk To the rhythm of ism two cents and mud Yeah felines shave your whiskers and call me cousin Vinnie I can feel those V-holes buzzing under a dozen minny's So I selected a maid, and said I'm uncanny tonight May I caught you and later see your vag fanny delights He's right, it's uncanny and unorthodox what we do to them But ladies daze and dreaming of pigs fly in unison I've been waiting for this chance to talk To show you how I boof like Santa Clause when my pants are off Oh slow f**s, oh shucks, I'm inspired to think of brandy Cause my dick went tired and limpy Didn't wanna ruin the vibe like the fun had ended But for her I was falling short, no pun intended I don't know what to say to you make you laugh Maybe we can shave each other's legs and take a bath You see, I'm the grand entrance baby here's the plan: I wanna snorkle dive in your bearded clam Oh please I'm not concerned that your doid's feeling raggity There are other places, my dear, I'll exploit every cavity You may begin there, just for the moment and don't fiddle And I'll enjoy ravaging you and watching your toes twiddle See when max kissed ya, you showed him where the axe hit ya But for desert I'm having a crock like Steve Irwin I'm the reason there's so much yoghurt in your beef curtain I teach love and just to get amongst your peach muffin [Hook] Bum, bum bum You'd best believe that we're drunk, drunk drunk drunk Can you agree that we hump, thumb hump thumb We're getting free with a skunk drunk crunk bunk [2x] There's not a problem that I can't fix Cause I can do it with my dick And if these girls wanna rumble man I'll be there on the double Like rick, I won't be subtle when I put it in your twattle From cue sticks to cubicles, I found you You invited me in, you wanted the scoundral pounding your j**el I get the jelly running, so I left a warm pool up in your belly bu*ton You're my love, where have you been? I've been slipping a micky in a snake called salary and a b**h called whiskey But loving light in your eyes just like a street life escape And when she smiles it keeps my peace pipe ablaze Yo I'm drunk and tanned but I think the fumes have Got me into the tripping zone with pink balloons She blew me a kiss and left myself swang and sue Then I saw a tootoo and a tootoo, I was dazed and confused Ooh, take this as a smoke signal Bliss n Eso terik choofing in the city We're two cents under her gown And big bad mud with one eye on her titty I'm so ga**ed and blown off this whiskey and rum My head was speaking to me My dick was all twisted and numb The bed was squeeking she was squealing and it's naughty bizarre Dipping my quill into her ink we're like a Marky the saur [Hook] Me again, she been looking at me strangely My bedroom's full of strobe lights, that b**h wants my baby! She makes my knees buckle, we f** all night And we have stoned s** under the moonlight Well she listens to how my rhyming pattern sings I thought I met you upon Saturn's rings I can still taste your juice under these stars I'm tracking this caboose sipping moon shine from jars [Hook] (I'm a pimp on the dance floor girl, you best believe it You know, you meet us after a show, we taking care of the situation We got bubble baths with electric blankets, don't worry, it's okay Hold on Kenny, hold on, Jesus I got a hard on from that.)