J Mascis - Shocker In Gloomtown lyrics

Were you there? Were you kicking? Alive in aisle twelve Gimmick of the century In boxes and jars And giveaway cars He motioning for you Twas a band They were sickening Arousing everyone PS Dump Your Boyfriend Promotional trash Emotional bash With helium balloons So now tell me How the hell did we miss it Bared his a** for all to see And no one got to kiss it