J.J. Brown - All Girls Cheat lyrics

[Intro] What's the difference between you and your lady Aside from the fact that you don't and she do want a baby You got another thing coming if you sit around and think husbands and wives are different when it comes to their drives Cause every good man needs an ego boost About as much as women need those shoes y'all That's why a guy never believes That she might ever have cheated But it's still something we both do, cause.. [Verse 1] Confucius say that when a dude's away his beauty plays That's something that's still true today But there's no telling with whom she lays Cause while a bros helping himself to some She's busy in the room he stays But somehow you behave as if it's normalcy Who needs waves when you relationships on stormy seas Weather you're headed for the beach or the rocks It's an easier lot then trying to get the cheating to stop And men are totally clueless, believe it or not We think our genders supposed to be ruthless Cause we lead with our crotch Boy, a woman can teach you a lot If you had the strength to adopt Her natural k**er instinct when she shops (but you don't) Most men think that they got the only faithful one That doesn't just make you wrong, it also makes you dumb I hate to dump on your wonderful chemistry But you ain't the one and only lay she wants Cause weather she's in love with celebrities Gets no s** or stuck in the 70's Re-loving them discotheques There is no test to insure, or measurement for Trust and fidelity that says they'll endure That's why... [Chorus] All girls cheat (It's a lousy break) Even the good ones (Weather it's wedding vows or dates) You can bet she's as crafty as you (She can have the man of the house replaced) But a mans got ladies like hes gotta try to sell you his rules (I mean he's doing it too) He'll tell you "Do as I said baby, not as I do" He just doesn't think its right for you [Verse 2] To cheat or not to cheat? That is the question You can preach monogamy and practice deception But when a pall says your gal friends Can match your defects then You get mad with your best friend at the suggestion Which is extra foul, you'd wanna do it for him He ain't trying to stress you out, he's cluing you in You suppress your doubts so long as you can pretend She never messed around and you knew where she's been Some dudes will invent fiction from this When there's chicks among us Who get around more that distance runners That's the hubris of men that lets them twist the numbers Of a girl so new, in the end he thinks he's Chris Columbus Well, it's no wonder sisters diss the brothers We don't want ladies We're just babies who miss their mothers And piss the covers when we think our chicks had others You call yourself a grown man? But won't stand and risk the justice Get with the program Cause chicks have lives outside their own man But bros can't admit that, right? You probably think this whole jams a big fat lie But I should know man, I've been that guy from both sides [Chorus] All girls cheat (It's a lousy break) Even the good ones (Weather it's wedding vows or dates) You can bet she's as crafty as you (She can have the man of the house replaced) But a mans got ladies like hes gotta try to sell you his rules (I mean he's doing it too) He'll tell you "Do as I said baby, not as I do" He just doesn't think its right for you [Outro] (Audio of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut) Alice Harford: Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the f** else! Dr. Bill Harford: It was a little oversimplified, but yes, something like that Alice Harford: If you men only knew... [Voicemail message]