J Frosty - Straight Up Swindled lyrics

I pulled up to the corner with baggy full of weed When ma homie came up to me Sayin he had no money I was like da f** u mean Bruh you know you owe me Then he tried to say sorry like some dick on maury But i didn't give a sh** I punched him in the dick Broke his nose with my fist Then checked the rolex on my wrist Cuz i was running late I was tryna go on a date With some b**h i met on instagram from a tbh and a rate We were finna netflix and chill After i made the dill Of sellin weed to that chigga who forgota dolla bill I was hella pissed Of my opportunity missed Of f**in that b**h With a simple flick of da wrist I'm all g tho cuz i'm rolling around in tons of dough And nonchalantly chillin here sippin on joe Cuz i don't give a duck aboutta muthaf**in woe And you know imma tryna smasha a hella fine a** hoe Cuz that b**h was ugly anyways I was gonna put a bag on her head It's just that she bought me Js Cuz i said i'd take her to my bed But now i'm like no way So i turned and straight up ran away Cuz my junk in my trunk didn't want none a this Gimme Js so i can dunk but after that you're dismissed Please leave me all alone i insist And lemme just a**ure you that you won't be missed Anyways back to that chigga and the weed A few hours before i was like bruh what u need I was like boi i just got hella speed But he was like naw fam i'm just tryna puff that reed I was aight fosho after i agreed We got set on a price that was guaranteed He was ma boi so i wasn't tryna have greed But he ain't ma boi anymo no indeed Cuz that chigga did me a straight up swindle My trust just automatically dwindled While at the same time i gotta hella pissed and my rage got all kindled I was like u mofo u know betta than to f** with me Imma open a can of whoop a** on you fosholy Next time don't u dare make me even slightly angry So you better make sure you pay for yo weed Luckily i calmed down cuz i'm a levelheaded guy But if i wasn't that ninja would fosho have died I might have regretted it and maybe even started to cry Nah i'm just kidding thats just straight up lie Cuz f** that stupid ninja He's a f**in b**h He's lucky i didn't have my hand on the trigga Or else he'd be dead in a ditch This time he was lucky But maybe next time not If i were him i'd move to kentucky And get out of my thoughts Cuz you know i hold a grudge And while i'm not one to judge My sentiments don't budge and i can't be nudged And f** every single person that doesn't trudge on over to gimme fudge So if you one of dem b**hes that tries to screw me By not gimme me fudge or not paying for yo weed Lemme me just stop and take a moment to decree That i got little something for yee And it ain't somn with frivolities like a shoppin spree It's more like i'll get a few of ma bois maybe 3 (and we'll beat you up till you scream like a banshee) And trust me there'll be no mercy It'll show you the brutality of reality And what happens if you don't pay fo yo tree Or pay back for anything matter of factuality Bad sh** happens to you when you try and test me I promise i'll f** you up and the result will be messy So don't be crazy or lazy just f**in pay me I know you're stupid as f** and your mind is hazy And don't retaliate by tryin to haze me or taze me It won't even work but even if it did it wouldn't faze me Cuz i'm the hardest muthaf**a you eva seen And while i don't mean to demean or sound obscene And nor do i do crystal methamphetamine Im a lean and mean machine who cares about hygiene So if you happen to be a dirty a** hoe A dirty a** mofo like a straight up hobo Then lemme just tell you that's gross and inappropro And if you get near me then i'll be like aw hell naw bro