J Dilla - Payback Is a Grandmother lyrics

[Common] Yo.. I don't know what was on y'all n***as burbs To go up to the boat - and Start robbin old folks Now see you done messed with the wrong old lady You Done went wild; yo, check it.. There was a Hardy Boy mystery I tried to solve again Dude that broke in my crib - it wasn't involvin him Four in the mornin, my phone ringin I'm thinkin, "Who da f** is this," on the other line screamin Told em, "Geek down," but they was breathin hard It was my grandmother tellin me that she had been robbed I told her hold (hold) tight (tight), I'd be right over Freezin but this situation made the night colder Knew this was the night (that what?) that she played poker With some friends in a club at the boat gettin bub' Said she seen these thugs on the boat for a while (uhh) Not gamblin but every now and then they'd smile Then BLAOW! They up mags And told everybody, "Put your sh** in the bag" Made people strip naked, quicker than a Luke record (what?) Had the place took in a minute and some seconds Asked her how many of it was em? (How many of it was em?) Said she couldn't remember She was spooked and buzzin, couldn't describe em Cause it happened too fast (what?) said they looked like me With they pants hangin off they a** Got her some water - and begin to think How these n***as take her wig, her bracelet and her mink? Somebody round the crib know the deal (uhh) Whoever did it better have Blue Shield for real Cause yo, it's the big payback.. {*cuts n scratches*, Com ad-libs} [Common] Later that day I went to the 'shop, to see what was up Them n***as probably knew somethin plus I needed a cut Walked in they was playin Jigga (jihh-gga..) Discussin how Da Brat titties done got bigger These n***as next to me, was talkin bout the heist Whoever did it even got Jordan for his ice Said that it was done so precise the cops ain't know nut-nin Had to use all my might not to ask no questions Put down the magazine, went to the pop machine Noticin these cats, had the Bling Bling They wouldn't be talkin if they did it; it could be they team A week ago neither one of these n***as had a ring This hype came in, sellin CD's; said the BD's Was braggin bout robbery they had done By now, I'm thinkin bout my gun if I See gramps bracelet I'mma play racist (and what?) and make n***as run It's the big payback.. {*cuts n scratches*, Com ad-libs} [Common] My imagination roamed as I got in the chair Thinkin - when sh** went Down, I wish I was there f**in with fam' - who you are, I don't care Have your guys pourin liquor witch'ya name in they swear These chicks claim they was there, knew the n***as who done it Said it was Smoke and them from the Wild 100's Eight million stories got me runnin in place, it's gettin tricky (like who?) like dude, that do drum'n'ba** There was a air in the place, that made me suspicious Normally, they'd be Talkin like b**hes My barber cut me with a quickness (what?) Asked him where he got the new Bracelet; He said it was his sister's - I knew then What made it official, he gave me my change The money clip had gramp's Initials (c'mon) As I, whooped his a** up, six n***as masked up Pulled up in a Cadillac truck {*gunfire*} [Police scanner] .. three-alarm fire ?? and a possible homicide The building is entitled "The Ultimate Barbershop" There are six unidentified bodies in the Building They are all presumed dead I repeat they are all presumed dead However there are no suspects I repeat the subjects are at large We might need some backup.. Inform O'Malley that we need backup, over.. The skit definitely needs more siren added to it Plus a new writer for the script, thank you.. Someone get Prince Paul on the phone please..