[Intro] This story you are about to witness is only... the beginning [Verse 1] Kids, gather 'round the fireplace All the kids, gather 'round the fireplace That's right, Tommy, you too Mr. Nogatco Billy, come on, everybody gather 'round, Shelly? As a child growing up collecting marbles and roaches Little insects was my pets Lightning bugs under my sneakers Scraped on the concrete The green streaks light up the rugs The mouse collector, with Big Blow Bubble-Gum Y'all remember, Jolly Ranchers, Apple Green Mouth full of a hundred Bazookas Brown bags with Lemonheads and Bubble Yum Kids walking up the street Sour pickles Look at the kids, strange My mom would go to school, P.T.A. meeting Teachers quote "He's strange" He's very spacey, he's a wizard kid, incredible With a Captain Kirk and Spock shirt on He's out of range [Hook] The Alpha and Omega (x4) He's out of range (he's out of range) I continued my quest for the top words Parental advisory made me a big curser I only got better, critics thought my career got worser Creating the stuff no rapper even done Twenty guys in one, different alter-egos Flyin' on planes to exotic places, havin' fun Rap was invented, I made it son But after that, I was the Chairman of the Celestial Division I was the first position I was Bobby Brown of my group, just like New Edition 8 million songs recorded, check the store For everything I put out they re-ordered [Hook] I didn't spend too much time, like some guys Eat and die by the websites Perverts and k**ers on the chat line In reality? I hate that line 2000 billion people bored to d**h Moving a mechanical mouse up and down Cities all over the world, get a life Turn off your Apple Take a shower 800 pound women, stop hiding behind the computer A nice voice is deceiving I want you to gain confidence and come downtown [Hook]