Ivy - Excel lyrics

[Intro] Did it load? Ok! It's reloaded! Ugh! New Page, Ugh New Sheet, Ugh Title Budget, b**hes, business Educated Yet street Record the fruits Of my hustle On excel as I sit in this seat I'm from Jamaica So my knowledge must run deep [Verse 1] Table 1: Budget How many houses Do I have? Seven What about cars? Five My Tesla is never on lease Why, cause Model S are beast How many Yahcts? I just bought one It's parked Next to DJ Khaled's On Mi-ami Beach I'll take it out to sea and dodge haters who like to leech Choppers? Bet I got two of those, I am certified AMT So I fix my own helos And investments where do I start? 10 million in Bitcoin and Venmo And nunya in Denmark and Monaco [Hook] Not a novice you can tell Did it all on a mac, no Dell Yahhh, increase the decibel Thanks to Microsoft excel X2 [Verse 2] Table 2 Time to organize these b**hes, it's long overdue Ayyy, let's do it by city 3 shorties whom I met at Disney 2 LA mammies, quite the story Bad b**hes current category Came out the friend zone and smashed them I de-se-rv-e all the glory Now for my New York ladies, but if they married, s** is off the table Sike! Marriage is just a label. A night with me just fling, better yet just a f-f-fable [Bridge] Skrrrt! 5 star date, to the bodega. (Ayy yoh) $1 amazon and a slice of pizza. (That is $2.50) I wine and dine, my girls, to the best, I treat-a [Hook] Not a novice you can tell Did it all on a mac, no Dell Yahhhh, increase the decibel Thanks to Microsoft excel X2 [Verse 3] Now on to my blessings Table 3 Here we goo I'd like to thank god for my strength And warm clothes when it snows Thank you for my family's safety And care for my grandparent's souls. (*I love you grandma*) Thank you for the teachers and mentors Who've helped me develop and grow [Hook] Not a novice you can tell Did it all on a mac, no Dell Yahhhh, increase the decibel Thanks to Microsoft excel X2 [Outro] Perfect! I'll edit this sh** later Command, S (Imagine there was a hotkey for a bl**job? Yohh, for real tho haha)