Ivy Winters - Christmas Is Coming lyrics

Merry Christmas, Darriene! Happy Holidays, Ivy! Christmas, yay! Happy Holidays, Pandora! Ooh, Happy Holidays, ladies! Are we gonna sing a song, it's gonna be the best hidden track ever! Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. I have a question, what's a hay penny anyway? Mmm, I don't know I think it's more than what we're getting payed to sing this song. Wait, you guys are getting payed? Uhh... sorry 'bout it I mean I do love this calypso beat though I knew a drag queen once named Calypso, she stole my purse. Oh my god, where am I? What happened? Ok I've been drinking too much eggnog. Ooh! Happy Holidays. I can tell because I can see your balls. Jingle Balls. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. You know what I love about Christmas? What? Getting presents. Ugh, selfish Yeah, oh I mean world peace. What I love to do on Christmas, is go to my parents front yard, and build big snow penises. Ohhh is that why you got frostbite on your a**? Um, I really like liquor on Christmas. Liquor? You liquor (lick her), you brought her Ewwww What? This songs for lesbians too. Fun, Holiday Cheer. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you. Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat. Please put a penny in the old mans hat If you haven't got a penny A hay penny will do If you haven't got a hay penny, then God bless you.