Ivor Biggun - The Cockerel Song lyrics

Some folks like a p**y, a budgy or a tit Some take up with a spaniel push that fills up the house with [woof, woof] Now I keep chickens and I've a favourite one He's my little co*kerel and I don't know where he's gone (Chorus) Has anybody seen my co*k, my big Rhode Island red He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head He stands straight up in the morning and he gives my wife a shock Has anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody, anybody seen my co*k He's a stiff necked little up start and I've had him all my life He gives me pride and pleasure and a torment to my wife Sometimes he's magnificent and sometimes small and thin He puffs up like a chicken when you tickle him under his chin (Chorus) His two enormous woggles hanging down, he's the best you'll ever find Madam you may stroke him if you like, if you feel that way inclined Be careful he doesn't spit in you eye though (Chorus x2)