ItsTheReal - Funemployment lyrics

[Hook: Greg Mayo] Let me show you the high life (high life) We tossing money outta private flights (private flights) Tell my mama I'll be alright (be alright) We cashing funemployment checks tonight [Verse 1: Jeff Rosenthal] Cards from Grandma, and the government Money McNuggets, you know I'm lovin' it Every day is casual, I gotta show out Throw wads at the gods, make it rain in a drought I dress for the job I want: none Pockets obese, my pants weigh a ton Shirts half off, girls balling in the bargain bin Aisle five at Target is usually what targeting One zero, zero, comma, comma, lost count Rims on the ATM, pimp my bank account Taking blank checks, I'm scribbling in the margins NBA playbook: I'm reaching in and charging I made it out the desert with my whips and chains Noah's Ark attitude: gimme two of everything I always live well, but now I'm living welfare Messing with the Banks like a Fresh Prince, Bel Air [Hook: Greg Mayo] Let me show you the high life (high life) We tossing money outta private flights (private flights) Tell my mama I'll be alright (be alright) We cashing funemployment checks tonight [Verse 2: Eric Rosenthal] I don't say I'm outta work, I say I'm non-profit My Uncle Sam spots me, direct deposit Lifestyles of has-beens, and never-will-bes I might not be rich, but I'm filthy Strutting like I showered, don't be mad at me I hit the grocery store, doors open automatically My women in linen, I take 'em fine dining Eating lobster in the back; dumpster diving I make it rain in my dreams: I'm a bed wetter My friends got fired too, call me a trendsetter Ballin' like boche, my Versace posse Playing games on my boat, I nicknamed it Yahtzee Pockets fat, your b**h sniffing my crotch Jumped into my neighbor's pool and flooded my watch I'm my own boss now, and I ask a lot of me Why work a 9-to-5, when every week I win the lottery? [Hook: Greg Mayo] Let me show you the high life (high life) We tossing money outta private flights (private flights) Tell my mama I'll be alright (be alright) We cashing funemployment checks tonight