Itsthechef - Higher Ed. lyrics

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Itsthechef - Higher Ed. lyrics

(Intro) Young Americans, check it! (Verse 1) I'm not your everyday schoolboy Cuttin' cla**, Google searchin' Tolstoy You may mistaken me for mammoth Swinging in the cla**room on a hammock, can't stand it, all the Homework, CUNY Portal, final papers and examinations Call me Stannis, find me dead because of premonitions Mama said I was the child who was promised A yellow Asian boy, who mistook his skin for jaundice For honest, my goddess, Winter is upon us I'm out here acting crazy, social sk**s I gotta polish Demolished, reflection in the mirror need to harness some Fetti confidence then I'm marching back to college I acknowledge, your many contributions, all the Concerts and the late nights, staying up past bedtime On your couch, July 4th, twilight Imagining forever like I wouldn't wake tomorrow, like (Chorus) Please exercise caution never Seen this dog bite but he won't stop barking something's Under that carpet and I reckon it's not Aladdin or a Latin church service or some tickets to commencement for your Mother, father, sister, brother, when is 'Topher graduating I don't even know his major, I'm a Chronic masturbator, made the front page of the paper, twice What a vice it is to cater to the people, I (Verse 2) Think I'm in love with myself now Found the courage to accept my own apologies The good life, is nothing short of an anomaly Ignorance is bliss but they try to educate me When I'm shouting out they, it ain't nothing but an ink stain Clustered in a Rorshach, hybrid cannabis strain Don't get it twisted in the visuals I'm a buoyant individual floating on in swimming pools Baking in the sun, illegal substance in my lungs I ain't getting any younger so I exercise my tongue Saying prayers, song lyrics, movie quotes, stories, jokes As if I need to smoke to be creative dude I'm living in the matrix Programming all the beats got the lotion on my feet to make my cipher complete, uh Temptations of a sinner, complacent mind has me late for dinner, I'm bitter (Chorus 2) First thing in the morning think of jumping off buildings Call the suicide hotline ringin' for a minute, check! I'm an animal on exhibit like Harambe in Ohio, live "The Life of Pablo" to the fullest Right, wrong, how the hell should I know? I'm walking on a tight rope counting blessings right before my bullets For the gun I never had the balls to purchase Somewhere deep down 'Topher knows that life is worth it (Bridge) I live for perfect fifths on wedding days Live for half-baked cookies even though I keep it gluten-free And Mama couldn't get through to me Major in accounting get a job and live comfortably I was never, one for obedience Master-slave dichotomy, danger was immediate Manger too small for a full grown Christ And my idols don't fall from the pedestal twice (Chorus) I am grounded Recognize, Young and Reckless Chicken thighs for lunch, Philly Cheese for breakfast Months carrying the ring on the necklace, bad dreams Manifested through the tetan*s, lockjaw penciled into The middle of the setlist, let the music be your exit for a Life that is bearable, but difficult to relish in Guilty of embellishment In this moment, I'm feeling mighty fine! Well hydrated as I watch the sunrise Sittin on the roof in my boxers, Alitalia left my Bag back in Rome and I refuse to get flustered Serving up a tart, all I'm eating is the custard Sunny side down just never really sounded right No longer chasing happy feelings, I can Manage my depression for the time being Life is too boring without drama, try transgendered saunas Or Bruce Jenner's offspring smoking marijuana Sip that tall Americana, spit that Everyday dialogue, let your brain dial-up Blossom, Bubbles, bu*tercup Awesome, cuddles, blunderbuss There's always room for seconds, but I draw the last straw, no thank you, itsthechef, I've had enough