I used to play with my balls But now I play with my dick I'm using both of my hands I play until I get sick Then I go straight to my room And watch my neighbours' two dogs They f** each others brains out All my friends think I love co*ks Another thing that I like Is scaring kids on the street While cruising nude on my bike And penetrating some sheep When I get punched in the face I feel extremely horny And it results every day In an erection for me