Instalok - Yordle (Dark Horse Parody) lyrics

1 meter tall You can't get enough of me I'm cute and small Your girlfriend wants me on a leash But I I'm basically a war machine I'm on a spree A k**ing spree Lulu, Tristana, Poppy Only three females, really? But don't Mistake us for a creep We're not a creep You can't smite me So you wanna fight against us Then you should fear our small force Never underestimate us You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle Are you ready for My Blinding dart,Satchel charge Explosive shot Bandage toss We'll succeed We're smarter than your average race You will feed I'll turn you into a cupcake We'll take the lead I'm putting mushrooms in your base Inside your base I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki Yeah, I'm playing the Yordles daily So Riot please Could you do a favor for me I'm on my knees Make more Yordles please So you wanna fight against us Then you should fear our small force Never underestimate us You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle Are you ready for My Gatling gun, Shuriken Lightning grenade Spitting flame I'll overheat This won't be pretty Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City Dark matter Will hit you when I stun You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done Better take cover Looking so sad You stand in my despair When I'm low on health I'm getting Ult'd by a yordle with purple hair Yea I'll just scout ahead Stand in your lane hidden from vision All these Yordles so sick I need a doctor and prescription