What the f** is up? I'm in haugh And Violent J is finna tell a story So sit your a** down shut the f** And get stoned, motherf**er Well, I'm wakin' up so early, 'cuz I knew this day would come My daddy's pa**ed out with an empty bottle of rum Although she's been gone long, I do not miss my mother And he's a sorry f**, so there's nothin' in the cupboard My little brother's starvin', hungry and sick 'Cuz ain't nobody comin' by the house givin' free sh** So we gettin' kinda skinny and my brother's almost dead Got no other chose but for milk and bread Stepped out the house for the first time in two years 'Cuz my neighbor hood, it ain't really good Lay up in my bedroom night after night I hear screams, zombies shootin' and lootin' But now here I am and I'm walkin' down Jefferson With a bag of money back, I don't understand How the world can be full of so many evil doers I can hear 'em underneath me in the sewers Keep seein' sh** out the corner of my eyes Steady lookin' over my back, I didn't realize Where I was goin', I didn't wanna bother anybody Accidentally stepped on a dead body Hey motherf**er, watch where the f** you're goin' I might be dead, but I'll kick your a** So I apologized but he still had to talk sh** So I stepped over his face and kept walkin' And here is the part of my story that gets really scary Had to walk alone down Military I can see the crackheads hidin' in the trees Lookin' for some change, lookin' for some brains Everythin' seemed to quiet as I walked down the block Until I got hit with a rock Can't really tell I musta been out for quite a while 'Cuz when I woke up my nanny coat was outta style And the crackheads took my money backs in a dash And ripped off my arm in the process But f** that sh**, I still gots another hand So I can still get the sh** for my little man And I'm a walk with my nuts hangin' out I ain't scared, but this is where it gets weird Factories, toxic waste, and chemicals They have strange affects on the animals In my neighborhood, and some get a lot bigger Like the giant rat that jumped on my back I'm runnin' like a maniac all through the ghetto zone And it's steady takin' bites out my nug bone Wrestlin' around, found his tail, so I straight bit it Then it ripped off my leg and broke with it Tried to catch up, but I couldn't move quick enough This little trip to the store straight f**in' me up But that's okay, 'cuz the store's straight down the block So I hop And it seems all wrong as I look up in the sky I see the vultures waitin' on me to die But I made it to the store so f** all you hoes Be 'bout the sign hmm, closed Picked up a mailbox, threw it threw the wall 'Cuz I'm a get my sh** so f** all y'all Took a loaf of bread and a carton of the shelf Even took a Faygo, two-liter for myself Walked out the store like a G that's when I heard The click-click sound of a boss bird The store owner he didn't like a beanee That's why he didn't see a problem with buckin' me Blew my motherf**in' head off my shoulders Didn't say nothin', get buck buckin' But I got say, I made it home in a heart beat Nobody f**s with a head rollin' down the street Now I think about it, I was full man leavin' out Now I'm a head with a loaf of bread in my mouth Bouncin' up the stair, I knock on the door with my chin Eh, yo, little man, won't ya let me in You best believe it was good to see my little brother Eh, you forgot the milk, you dumb motherf**er Locked the door behind because I'm back on route Back to the store and I'm out