Insane Clown Posse - If I Was a Serial k**er lyrics

(Violent J) If I was a Serial k**er they would find all my victim's heads in funky a** gas station toilets And if I was a Serial k**er I would be strange and deranged and I would never change If I was a Serial k**er I'd be known as the smoker Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair and if I was a Serial k**er I would sleep on broken gla** and thumbtacks and I would smoke mad crack (Shaggy 2 Dope) First thing I would do is k** a couple hotties They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies Dumped on State police law just before dawn To let em know my ritual had begun I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control This is if I was a Serial k**er and though I aint but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint This is if I was a Serial k**er and though I aint But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't (Violent J) If I was a Serial k**er I would drive a black van And I would ride around on college campus And if I was a Serial k**er I would walk among us and gain trust Until I needed that rush (Shaggy 2 Dope) I'd park outside these b**hes homes and then drive away Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis You know what's all up in my trunk So don't ask me to pop it Once I get out to my cabin Then I'll finally unlock it This is if I was a Serial k**er and though I'm not But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot This is if I was a Serial k**er and though I'm not But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop (Violent J) And I don't know myself anymore (and I don't know who I am anymore) And I don't know who to be anymore (and I don't know who I am anymore) And I don't know what to think anymore (and I don't know who I am anymore) Except that I am strange and deranged (and I don't know who I am anymore) And I will never change (chorus) I wanna hold up this hatchet Psychopathic Records sh** we'll burn the whole planet down I wanna run with this hatchet We gotta always kick the wicked sh** we'll always be the same I wanna hold up this hatchet F**k the world take me under b**h we trying to rule the tunnels, The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain ICP with Mike E Clark again I wanna run with this hatchet (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus Holding down the underground and you know this I wanna run with this hatchet You know this Chop it on down Chop it on down I wanna run with this hatchet I wanna run with this hatchet (chorus again) I wanna hold up this hatchet Psychopathic Records sh** we'll burn the whole planet down I wanna run with this hatchet We gotta always kick the wicked sh** we'll always be the same I wanna hold up this hatchet F**k the world take me under b**h we trying to rule the tunnels, The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain ICP with Mike E Clark again I wanna run with this hatchet (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus Holding down the underground and you know this I wanna run with this hatchet You know this (Violent J) If I was a Serial k**er I would bury all my special projects underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard And if I was a Serial k**er I would be strange and deranged And I would rock my hatchet chain