Insane Clown Posse - The Joker's Wild lyrics

"Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants." "Hey, motherf**ers Get ready for the k**er show of this b**h We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck So step the f** up and play the Joker's Wild!" [Violent J] Woohoo! Everybody smile Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?) It's the game show host with the most (Violent J) And tonight we finna have a little pig roast Cop copper, it's been a long while Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel But tonight, you ain't sh**, now spin the f**in wheel Looks good, nice try Now let's see just how ya gonna die? Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed He just pounds nails in your forehead The pig got lucky that time But let's take a look who's next down the line Oh, the 43rd District judge Hey pal, remember me You threw me in jail Take a spin or I'll snap your neck The clicker's landed, let me check The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all We just cut your face off and slap your skull Who's next for the games and fun? Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run The redneck that sicked his dog on me Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy Spin around and around it goes Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile Anything goes on the Joker's Wild "Tell me who k**ed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?" "Jeffrey Dahmer." "No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?" "Aww, sh**, motherf**ers Get ready for round two of this b**h So, if you want your f**ing neckbone chopped Step the f** up and play the Joker's Wild!" [Violent J] You like big money and prizes, don't ya You'd probably k** for a big prize, won't ya Ya little b**h, it's your turn to spin Free money, now spin again Oh goody, the unzip your drawers I'm finna clip this chain on your balls Raise ya upside down for the bang bada Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!) The audience loves that sh** Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits Wait! Cut to a break, oh sh**, d-damn ah We got guts on the camera "The Joker's Wild is brought to you by...Faygo EVERYBODY SING!!" "Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that b**h to bring home a Faygo" [Violent J] Welcome back to the Carnival Show Here's your chance for the big money cash flow Hit your buzzer, pull your lever Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head Pick a door, one, two, or three It's the same behind every door, me There's no escape, now gimme that bald head The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead At home they just watching your doom We broadcast from hell to your living room I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style Anything goes on the Joker's Wild "It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss.... HE HIT! What's next?" "We got money, we got cash, we got prizes We got blood, we got guts We got naked dead b**hes on the Joker's Wild" [Violent J] I got my yellow suit and my purple tie Somebody's gonna die, oh my It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor Always b**hin, yellin from the kitchen Window, see he died and he went to hell though We meet again, I got my own game show Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't f** around BONUS ROUND! Oh sh**, the end of the game Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang You gotta chance for money and prizes You gotta chance at d**h, too hahah So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast Your chance for freedom at last Four questions, so are you ready, Jack? "Uh, I think so", load the gat "The cop in here?" "Eats bu*t." "Yes. The square root of two?" "Uhhh..." "Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?" "bu*t cracks" "Right. Richboys eat?" "Caviar." "No, the correct answers bullets." (gunshots) "Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks See ya later, goodbye" "That's it, go home (aww!)"