Insane Clown Posse - Intro (The Mighty d**h Pop) lyrics

[Jeff:] I'm a master of this sh**, Dawn! I guarantee you I can jump from this roof right here And make it to that roof, no problem! [Dawn:] I don't know, Jeff. That's a pretty big guarantee If you don't make it, you're definitely dead! [Jeff:] But I will make it, this sh** is easy! It don't even look that far! [Dawn:] It looks crazy far, man! Don't even play like that, seriously! [Jeff:] Hold my chips, babe [Dawn:] Jeff, don't do it, okay? [Jeff:] Watch me fly, b**h! [Dawn:] Hell no! Please, don't! Don't do it Jeff! C'mon seriously, no! Uhh! *Thud* [Jeff:] Aghhh! Aghhhhhh! Pop! He dead'd your clock! (Who knew?) The Mighty d**h Pop! Are you reckless? Pop! Didn't expect this! Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this! Ladies and gentlemen! We present to you: The Mighty d**h Pop! Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this! Surprise! It's the best way to die! Afterall, who wants to know he's creeping all up your spine? Your better off getting s**er punched Smacked dead in your lips with your tombstone! They call him: The d**h Pop! He hails from deep on the f**ing blizoo! And it happens so quick! The Mighty d**h Pop! Welcome to your own, personal, surprise party of doom! Are you reckless? Pop! Didn't expect this! Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this! Your brain stop with a pop And body drop with a flop! (Ha ha ha ha ha!!) Then you've met The Mighty d**h Pop! (Pop!) Those who entice him and refuse to fear him Often pay dearly, they get ejectified! You see a quick flash of his wicked a** face And then you croak off, it's that sudden conclusion! Expect it or not, you'll be shocked when your clock stop And your mighty d**h pop! (Silly!) Pop! He dead'd your clock! (Who knew?) The mighty d**h pop! Are you reckless? Pop! Didn't expect this! Pop! (This is your life) Better respect this! And when your d**h goes pop You will expierience A sudden loss of all senses The big blackout Pop goes your d**hwish!