Insane Clown Posse - The Midway lyrics

[Verse 1:] Ladies and gentlemen bring your dollar Bills ones fives tens and twenties and more Bring them this way to the dark carnival's midway games Win a giant stuffed animal The prize is yours and they money is ours At the fun and challenging midway games Hey there fellow win a prize for your girlfriend's heart Pop a balloon with a dart it's impossible to miss (I popped out three) We got a big winner give him an N sync sticker Huh what about them big stuffed animal toys You gotta pop a thousand for one of them boys Then he spent till he won and he saw that it was Made in guatamalamala It won't last until tomorrow Step over here son win a fat prize Look how easy it it wipe your eyes all you gotta do Is toss a ring on a bottle top So you try it again and you won't stop It look so f**ing easy at first That's why you mom keeps digging in her purse She spent her last seventy five bucks But you not hit because you tried so hard to Get a goldfish [Chorus:] Big winner on the midway track sh**ty prizes yes but you'll be back Big winner on the midway track sh**ty prizes yes but you'll be back [Verse 2:] Hit up one of our many on site atms And come play a few of our stale and Cheap low budget high profitable midway games Excuse me sir do you like to shoot hoop It's a simple concept throw the ball through the loop And look at these prizes it's worth a try And plus you look like an athletic guy Fair enough give me three shots good luck One brick two brick three brick he s**s Meanwhile the ball's getting bigger then the hoop And we're getting paid cause people are stupid Shoot three rubber duckies off the track And you can win anything in the back Woah check it out dude they got a Drake poster I know and i want it let's go for it Little did they know only two ducks fall back The rest of them are welded to the track Good shooting you did nearly came close sir One more and you would have had that sweet poster [Chorus] [Verse 3:] While you are enjoying our midway games Don't worry about our pill popping junkie Ass meth head carnies Cheating you out of your hard earned money This game is the easiest give it a try You know you want to don't just walk by All you gotta do is knock three cups over With a bean bag easy as a three leaf clover So you try it again and again you keep playing Cause you have no idea what the cups are weighing Ain't no f**ing way a bean bag is going to tip these down Welcome to the carnival clown Hey dad win a prize for your son this game has prizes for everyone Come try the high bell swing the big mallet Come try the dunk tank see if you can nail it You can't leave with nothing try it again Where did you win that prize run back and tell a friend Ball darts bee bees and water games We got many many ways to ensure that you're all all lame [Chorus]