Insane Clown Posse - I f**ed a Cop lyrics

*Police talking on radio* [Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope] I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop Cause that would hit the spot I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream Then I heard someone order the same as me I turned around to look and we connected eyes She was a cop, I tell no lies At first I was terrified indeed Cause in my bag was a pound of weed But she just smiled, I smiled back And then she asked me where I'm sitting at And could she join me, and then it clicked This b**h is on my dick We ate together, talked and giggled My dick was harder than a pickle My heart was beating like crazy fast Non-stop, I'm about to f** this cop [Hook:] I f**ed a cop, I f**ed a cop (hey!) Who can say that they f**ed a cop (hey!) All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!) And I get some neden son (hey!) I f**ed a cop, I f**ed a cop (hey!) Who can say that they f**ed a cop (hey!) She don't arrest me or beat my head in Nah kid I just tap the neden [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] That night she picked me up in the squad car The whole time my meat was hard Plus I didn't have to ride in the back I sat up front next to the gun rack She pulled cars over as my heart raced And I put the spotlight in they face One kid had meth in his car and got arrested As we drove to jail I got molested She jacked me off and I almost nutted As the kid locked up in the back head-bu*ted The gla**, I took her mace and sprayed the guy And we both laughed as he started to cry I was having stupid oodles of fun When she took him in, I played with her gun I'm telling you now I couldn't wait to hit it The officer biscuit I was dying to split it [Hook] [Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope] She came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted And as she drove I fingered the neden She had a bush like the one in my front yard Plus my hand stunk, my dick was still hard She said we have to raid a drug dealers home I asked if I could help and she said "Come on!" We rolled to the house with four more units Look at that I'm starting to sound like the b**h They broke the door down, we ran inside I found the money and dope and now they're mine Finally her long a** shift was over She took me home and she had a Doberman Pinscher dog who didn't like me at all She put him away and then she called me Into her bedroom and we finally f**ed That's why I'm the man though, the neden s**ed [Hook] *Police talking on radio* (hey!)