Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word lyrics

[Violent J talking] This a...strange...[voices]...this, there's many, many voices in my head, many different voices (some are like this) some are like this (some are like this) some are like this (some are like this) some are like this, some are like this [mumbling] [Violent J] I hear voices, one voice in paticular It comes into my mind, perpendicular Rectangular,it's a..strangular He's like some kind of mental f**in' mangular...I dunno He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs So I punch'em, I even call Twiztid f*gs They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup I've named this evil voice, named him Jacob Jacob tells me "climb the ladder and jump off Head first on the street, don't worry, it's soft" So I jump, thump, I'm on a gurney Jacob laughs at me "your so f**in' nerdy" f** him, I hate him, I can't escape him! I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone Brrb! "is Violent J there?" "here" "hey it's Jacob! I want you to piss in your underware, ok bud?" Sure, I'm pissin' now, it f**in' tickles Jacobs dissin' again, I hear his giggles After I cut all my fingers of for that mother f**er I've finally had enough Go see a doctor, Doc, hello "Hi, have a seat, let's see umm...what is it..Joe? Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky "Chucky?" Either that or Bucky, f** Me!! I'm sorry Doc, it's Jacob again, my name's J "Tell me J, who's this Jacob anyway?" I f**ing want him dead, it's a voice in my head I gotta lotta voices, but this one's mislead He tells me to drink toilet water an sh** "Do you do it?" No..YES!! I can't help it though, I can't stop it "J..what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what? "Your feelings of denial" "I mean your an a**hole, let's face it, Jacob, he's got style" yea "You should do...exactly what he tells you" Even stab myslef? "yea, hells yea" f** man are you sure Doc? "Sincerely Now on your way out, pay my f**in' secretary" Wow, $300 bucks and I'm cured, it's obsurd All I gotta do is wait for the word Now I aint heard from ol' Jacob in a while I'm at home jerkin' my dick off to Gilligains Isle when Bang! He popped in "J, what's up homie?" where you been Jacob, dawg it's been lonely Doc say's I should roll wit' you, let's do this "Alright, well let's start off with a gla** of your own piss!" wit' ice? "No ice!" [slup sound] nice... "Finsih up the whole gla**, then repeat it twice!" All done "Let's go, put your shoes on!" where we goin' homie? "To the graveyard!" what? "I want you to dig up a girlfreind" Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again!" "You heard what the doctor said, f**in' do it!" Well f** it, hand me my shovel and bucket I dug the b**h, literally, I dug her Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I f**in' love her Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth!" So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks That's been sitting out in the...sun for a couple a months I didn't care though because Jacob told me to "It's one more little thing that I want you to do" (what's that?) "Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit'chyo neck" Trip a Semi-tru... you bet! There I was, I'm movin off..just waitin Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton Here it comes, I stuck my f**in' head out Like this Jacob! "Yea, Pow!" Boom, I'm in critical, I got minutes left And I'm fightin' with d**h! Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him? I'm lay'd up 'bout to die, screw him! Pick up the phone, Brrb! "Hello?" Hi is me J, that one fat goofy weirdo Yea listen, I'm about to die, why'd you tell me to follow his word? "Cuz' he's a DarkMega, and your a nerd" Well I hear you on that much ok..but What kinda f**in' doctor are you anyway? I mean your tellin' me I'm nothing but a scrub "I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!" Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh I'm nothing but a sick, h*mogetic mentalpath I died right then and there I was never cured I lived a sh**ty life all thanks to Jacobs word That Mother..."What!?" I didn't say nothing "Bullsh** b**h!" I didn't say anything! "Are you gonna tell me I'm in your head b**h!?" I was gonna compliment you! "Bull, I heard everything!" Well get outta my f**in' head! "f**!, you heard what I just said!" Get outta my....f**in'...head!..aight? My...f**ing..head "that's right, my head too, my head too!" You have got your own f**in' head! I'm not...running around your f**ing brain! " 'Cuz I aint got one b**h!" f** you! "O..kay Eat your leg!" I'm sorry... "Eat you leg!" I'm sorry, not my leg "Eat it b**h!" Leave my leg alone "Eat it!"