Insane Clown Posse - Great Milenko Phone Skit lyrics

*Phone rings* Man: "Hello?" J: "Is Mandy there?" Man: "It's 2 o'clock in the morning." J: "Did I ask you that?" Man: "Who is this? J: "J." Man: "What are you doing calling here this late?" J: "Look, f**er! I'm packin' wood the size of Texas! So put your daughter on the phone and take your b**h-a** back to sleep!" Man: "What did you say to me?!" J: "MOTHER fu*kER!" Man: "Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!" J: "Aight. Hold up...... DAAAAAD!" Shaggy: "Hello?" Man: "Hello. I'm, I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, when..." Shaggy: "Wait, wait, wait a minute. You can't be in bed with your wife... I'M IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE!" Man: "You son-of-a-b**h! I'm calling the police! I know who you are!" Shaggy: "You do?" Man: "Yes I do!" Shaggy: "Well, alright! Tell 'em I said fu*k OFF!"