Insane Clown Posse - The Shaggy Show lyrics

From southwest detroit deep within zug islands Industrial waste deopository, It's shaggy time!!! Hey, how ya doin down there It's nice to see ya, alright! Waddup ya'll? welcome to the show I'm shaggy like you don't f**in know This is my sidekick, fat pat He goes, hahahaha, and all of that (thats right) Anyway on my way here i almost died This b**h in front of me was like 105 They worry about drunks and late night truckers Old a** b**hes tryin to k** motha f**as This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more then she makes a right into my side door This comedy sh**'s gettin old The game is to be sold, not to be told You can feel the excitment right? Snoop dogg is with us tonight Hahaha thats what i'm sayin On the shaggy show, sh** we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Anotha motha f**a that well, most of ya know You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother Violent j's in this motha f**a I like that kid violent j Hey mike "whats up?" how ya doin today? "just great shaggs" well thats great Now lets give a hand, to mike e. clark And that gangsta funk band! We'll be right back with violent j! Do your homies have money? are you broke? Yeah Do b**hes look at you like some kind of joke? Straight up! Theres nothin you can do except get your phd Playa hata's degree? Thats right. Awww hell yeah Player haters academy located on welfarm In detroit offers the finest in playerhation tactics Yeah thats right Such as the b**h hater Hey man f** that fine a** b**h! Or the look shooker Yo b**h i may be ugly but at least i ain't got no money! Or the never ending shooting star Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that b**h! Get your phd and join a nation of playerhation Word up! Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now at least Hey violent j's in this b**h a** piece Waddup yall? whats happenin Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it If i don't hurry up and get me some a** I might bust this nut on your tv gla** Anyway i'm workin on my brand new sh** A brand new group with my homies twiztid It's called dark lotus, should i play some for ya'll? Hell nah Now i been hearin a little about this and that About you havin some kinda panic attack Tell us, um is it true? And when you have one, what tha f** do you do? Well i'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee And then all of a sudden i'm like, get off me! Then i start chokin out pedestrians Until they give me my shot of calafalestrien But thats all over now and thats that I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it Well on that note, thank you j, for real Well just pop you one of them selopian pills Take your a** back stage and relax Snoop dogg is commin up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back I like my chili hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot, That you can cook a hogs a** in a spoonfull When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chili Smooth tender chunks with chili beans Filled with mamma's hot ba*tard bacon bits And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce Drippin with noodle nuggets and texas tough onions Mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot! Ask for it by name Thanx fellas, alright yo were back My next guest pioneered the sound of rap He's come a long way from the lbc Please welcome snoop d o double g Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dogg yo f**in wit the insane Clowns, get down n***a i represent the town Hey yo violent j lets go half on this pound I stay gangsta lay fine, i drop the bomb They call me snoop dogg and i can raise your arm So any dick that seem to disagree with me Step up and watch your motha f**in a** meet defeat Snoop, what?, you got platnium on your wall Where all the fools starin scratch there balls They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows Yo, why is that so? It's like everywere i look, and everywere i go Some b**h a** n***a tryin to steal my flow But i don't pay 'em no attention, oh should i mention I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes and folks Don't give a f** about nothin at all Thats why i'm known to the world As big motha f**in snoop dogg, n***a Snoop dogg everybody Now we gotta bring a close to the party Thanx violent j, my lope And thank you snoop for that bag of smoke Join us next time for the show We'll have that one b**h from letters to cleo Thats it for now, i'm out this b**h Hey yo gangsta funk, show 'em how ya got rich!